Monday, October 2, 2017

A Very Cheesy Blog Look Update

Blog: Hey. Amaris.

Me: ...

Blog: Amaris...

Me: ...


Me: What?!

Blog: It's time to change me.

Me: Um ... what?

Blog: Change me, I'm bored.

Me: What are you talking about?

Blog: *groans* Meee. People are tired of looking at the same old me. You have to change me up. You know. Switch around the colors, get different pictures for the sidebar, write a post about the 'new blog look' that no one cares about.

Me: Um. Ok. What do you have in mind?

Blog: I don't know. Why don't you think of something?

Me: Ok, how bout something on the grey side?

Blog: Oh, for Pete's sake, why do you like grey so much???

Me: I don't know, I just do.

Blog: *sigh* Brother. Well, show me a picture.

Me: Ok. How does this look? 

Blog: I don't like it.

Me: Oh, come on! It's perfect for Winter!

Blog: Nah. You dress me up like that, no one will ever read your blog again.

Me: Uh, that's ok for me. I don't really write my blog for people, I write it because I enjoy it.

Blog: Well, you better make a Fall blog look for next year.

Me: Don't worry, I will.

Blog: Fine. Now can we go get some pumpkin spice lattes?


Blog: Sor-ry! Gosh! Well, just put your new blog up and I'll go drink my p------ s---- l----, and DON'T FORGET TO PUT A PICTURE OF THE OLD BLOG LOOK! You know, people get very sentimental about those kinds of things. Old blog looks, and such.

Me: Don't worry, I will. I'm typing this all up right now.

Blog: Wait, are you writing all this down? TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD?!?!?!?!

Me: Bye.

Blog: Hey!

*RIP* Teal Blog Look // Summer 2017

-Amaris (+ guest appearance on the blog: The Blog)


  1. This is awesome! I enjoyed reading this Amaris! So funy.
    And I LOVE your new blog look, perfect for winter or autumn. :)
    Your blog will never get bored.

    1. Thank you, Rachel! :D
      I appreciate the comment.

  2. Your old look was gorgeous, but I love your new look, too! I adore marble backgrounds, and they header is...enchanting.

    1. Elanor:
      Thank you! I was trying to go for something a little more modern... the marble kind of brought that, I think.
      Thanks for the comment!

  3. I disagree with Blog. I love the new look! Also, this is very funny and I really enjoyed reading it!! :)

  4. XD XD XD

    {I like the gray, and the moon. Very pretty.}

  5. This was so hilarious!!!! Keep up the hilarious work!!!! And the ending was super funny!Guest appearance...Blog....That was just funny! Good job! Can't wait for your next blog!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3
    -Abigail (Your lovin' bae. XD)

  6. Hahaha, I loved this!! XD And the grey is gorgeous. <3

    1. Haha, thanks! You wouldn't believe how many people give me trouble for liking grey. XD

  7. This really did make my day. I love the old AND the new background. You make "new blog look" posts something to care about! :)

  8. Gosh, The Blog is so dramatic. *rolls eyes*
    But seriously, you are hilarious. :) No one ever does a new blog look post like you do. *hums the Gaston song cause I just saw "Beauty and the Beast*
    You know, this look is actually very you. I always think of you as very pink and flowery and nostalgic, but this is quite you, as well. The cool tones, the dreamy photo on the far left of your header, and the flower buds. And of course, the moon, enveloped in mist. Very much Amaris. :)

    1. AAAWWW THANK YOU! Yes, I agree, The Blog is quite dramatic. *glares at blog for making a ninny of itself*
      Thank you for commenting, dear!
      How did you like BatB?!
      I'm glad you like the new look. :)

    2. Imma go comment on your Beauty and the Beast post, just to keep the subject together.


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