Blog: YOOHOO. AMARIS.
Blog: It's time to change me.
Me: Um ... what?
Blog: Change me, I'm bored.
Me: What are you talking about?
Blog: *groans* Meee. People are tired of looking at the same old me. You have to change me up. You know. Switch around the colors, get different pictures for the sidebar, write a post about the 'new blog look' that no one cares about.
Me: Um. Ok. What do you have in mind?
Blog: I don't know. Why don't you think of something?
Me: Ok, how bout something on the grey side?
Blog: Oh, for Pete's sake, why do you like grey so much???
Me: I don't know, I just do.
Blog: *sigh* Brother. Well, show me a picture.
Me: Ok. How does this look?
Blog: I don't like it.
Me: Oh, come on! It's perfect for Winter!
Blog: Nah. You dress me up like that, no one will ever read your blog again.
Me: Uh, that's ok for me. I don't really write my blog for people, I write it because I enjoy it.
Blog: Well, you better make a Fall blog look for next year.
Me: Don't worry, I will.
Blog: Fine. Now can we go get some pumpkin spice lattes?
Me: I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SAY THOSE THREE WORDS TO ME.
Blog: Sor-ry! Gosh! Well, just put your new blog up and I'll go drink my p------ s---- l----, and DON'T FORGET TO PUT A PICTURE OF THE OLD BLOG LOOK! You know, people get very sentimental about those kinds of things. Old blog looks, and such.
Me: Don't worry, I will. I'm typing this all up right now.
Blog: Wait, are you writing all this down? TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD?!?!?!?!
*RIP* Teal Blog Look // Summer 2017
-Amaris (+ guest appearance on the blog: The Blog)