Computer: Wait. What did you just say?
Me: I said, I'm going to work on my book.
Computer: Oh. That's what I thought you said.
Me: Leave me alone, computer. I have important work to do.
Computer: Are you kidding me?
Me: No, I'm not, now go away!
Computer: I will not! You love me, remember?
Me: Nevermind that. Just keep quiet. *turns back on computer*
Computer: Oh come on! Let's hang out for awhile! You can finish that stuff later.
Computer: C'mon, pleeeeeaaaase?
Computer: But you know writing is TERRIBLY hard on your brain. You need to relax. Just come over here and spend some time with meeeeeeeee.
Me: But my brain ISN'T tired.
Computer: Why not?
Me: BECAUSE I HAVEN'T WRITTEN A SINGLE WORD YET.
Sister: *walks in* Why are you yelling at the computer?
Sister: Sometimes, I think you have some serious mental issues.
And that's the story of my mental shortcomings.
Ahem. That's all I have for you today, because, well, I gotta go write now. Today, I'm setting aside distractions. Meaning YOU, computer. (which is really quite strange because I'm on the computer right now. Fancy me talking about getting off the computer while I'm on the computer).
Ok, now I'm seriously getting off. BYE, PEOPLE!